Ah, yes. The corporate lifestyle isn't for the faint of heart, but that's what's expected of us if we want to live lavishly (or comfortably). A cubicle is kind of like solitary confinement. Though you're safe within the walls of your 5x5 (they're flex walls,) you might feel like you're going a bit stir-crazy. That's normal when you spend more time at work than you do in your bed at home. A good way to remedy this problem is to bring a pillow and blanket to work and sleep there! Say goodbye to your stressful morning commute and you'll save some dough on gas. Sounds like a win-win.
The water cooler at work will be your best friend—a quick little hand towel shower and a trip to the office vending machine can keep you clean and satiated. The weather has been so cold that cubicle rotting almost sounds more attractive than making the trip to and from work. Until summertime, be thankful for your cubicle. Though you're one step away from an ivory straitjacket, at least it's toasty! If you plan on cozying up in your cubicle until you get some good weather news, stick around. These memes will cure you of your stir-craziness.
The water cooler at work will be your best friend—a quick little hand towel shower and a trip to the office vending machine can keep you clean and satiated. The weather has been so cold that cubicle rotting almost sounds more attractive than making the trip to and from work. Until summertime, be thankful for your cubicle. Though you're one step away from an ivory straitjacket, at least it's toasty! If you plan on cozying up in your cubicle until you get some good weather news, stick around. These memes will cure you of your stir-craziness.
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